Monday, August 15, 2011

return

The return/enter button on my blackberry is broken. Irritating. In my next blog there will be no separate paragraphs, which will irritate me.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

parking tickets.

how many parking tickets can one girl get??? This, I asked myself this morning.

Last night I went for a lovely dinner with my mom, parked at a meter.

Do we have to pay? Nope!!! It's after 6!!! I checked the signs... but I missed the 'PASSENGER LOADING ZONE BETWEEN 6PM AND MIDNIGHT'. Woops. Whatever, it was sofa-king cold (another thing that has been IRRITATING me) outside I just wanted to get indoors!!!

So. We leave the restaurant, still happy with our cherry parking place, and sleep easy.

Then this morning I get in my car to go to work and THERE'S A PARKING TICKET! RAWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!


FIFTY-THREE DOLLARS.



SO, as irritating as THAT is... there is something else about la-city parking violations that irritates me... i'm ready to pay this F***ing thing immediately and they have NO RECORD of it.

so not only am I supposed to remember to pay it, I have to hold on to it and remember to pay it two days later??? IRRITATING.


Another thing----man I am irritated.

About two weeks ago I got a parking ticket for STREET CLEANING. Street cleaning irritates me. Do they even clean the street? Is it that dirty?

So, I go to pay my parking ticket. No record. I go the next day, no record. I call... 'No further reaction required.'

What??? Am I really getting away with this???

I GUARANTEE you that when they have record of lasts nights infraction, there will be the street cleaning violation, and probably with a late fee.

IRRITATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

my job is ridiculous.

today my boss told me she needed a cold diet coke immediately. there are none in the fridge, she says (note-later I found two in the fridge...irritating.)

So I walk over to production to get a diet coke. While there I decide to make myself a peanutbutter and jelly sammich. Being the amazing assistant I am, I decide to make one for my boss as well.

I get back to the office, and she informs me that she LOVES jelly and she LOVES peanutbuttter but she HATES peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches....um, ok.

So THEN she asks me to walk back over to production, and make her half a sanwich thats just jelly, and half a sandwich thats just peanutbutter.... I scoff.... seriously?? I say....

Then she proceeds to ask me why i'm in such a bad mood! She let me come to work (half an hour) late!!!

So I go make her the sandwich.

Here it is:





IRRITATING.









(p.s. dear 'boss' - if you ever see this you can't be mad, this is both a-ridiculous and b-funny.)

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

people who ask you if you need help the minute you don't need help anymore

Ever been scrambling to meet a deadline, huffing, puffing, basically freaking out??? This happens to me frequently at my place of work... there is nothing worse than working SO hard with no help offered, to finish your work, or at least come to a calmer point and have someone say... is there anything I can do to help? Oh, do you need help?

SERIOUSLY????

I needed help 10 minutes ago when you were watching the latest video posted on perez hilton!!!!!!


IRRITATING.

Monday, April 25, 2011

children.

I really need to blog more, maybe I should buy that book (that stole my idea)I hate everything and steal some things from it.... thoughts?

anyway... I don't like to take normal time flights. I have decided I only like over night - advil pm / sudafed - flights.

this morning there was a dora the explorer on my plane. she was sofa king annoying. her voice. that voice. it will haunt me. it made me not want to have children. and she wouldn't shut up!!! I was so irritated I turned around and EVIL STARED at her parents.. usually I am above that, but not today.

IRRITATING.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

white sunglasses

I don't know when I turned on white sunglasses, but I did.

they irritate me SO MUCH.

This morning I saw a young cute girl wearing them, fail. And then an old man wearing them. Double fail...

irritating.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

low booths

you know when you go to a restaurant and there is a booth on one side and a chair on the other? you better believe I'm racing to that booth. a cushy seat > chair... always.

So, have you ever sat down at a booth and its LOWER than the chair opposite you?

I don't like to feel short, it irritates me.

Don't you think that would be something to consider when purchasing restaurant furniture? I think it should be a priority.

IRRITATING.