Friday, February 19, 2010

LA gas stations... BEEP.

For all of my east coast readers, aka almost everyone, you would NOT BELIEVE how many times the damn gas pump beeps at you in LA. Let me enlighten you...

Welcome to Mobil please insert card or pay cashier.

(insert card)

Registering card... BEEP

Card accepted... BEEP

Please select grade... BEEP

Grade selected... BEEP

Begin Fueling... BEEP

(a brief moment of peace)

Finished fueling... BEEP

Do you want receipt? BEEP

Press yes for receipt... BEEP

Receipt printing.... BEEP

Thank you for choosing Mobil... BEEP!


Friday, February 12, 2010

things getting discontinued


my nerd coffee

the chicken pot pie at the nordstrom cafe

garlic cheese at costco

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

celebrity guest post!

you know what irritates me? people who tell bad jokes that happen to be offensive and then try to cover for the fact that their joke was terrible by saying that if you don't laugh, you don't have a sense of humor. no! i didn't laugh at your joke because it was not funny not because it was offensive!

I agree celebrity guest poster, IRRITATING.

Friday, February 5, 2010


when rain gets on my glasses... irritating.

the way LA people drive in the rain... irritating.

the way LA people drive the day after the rain... irritating.

when my windshield wipers make that scratchy noise... irritating.

when you accidentally step in a puddle... irritating.

when your jeans get wet and remain wet all day... irritating.

how impossible it is to wake up when its raining... irritating.

hydro planing... dangerously irritating.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

things that smell bad

So... I got this new face stuff for blemishes... its called eradikate by Kate Somerville... I would totes recommend it. its kind of amazing actually. the only problem is it SMELLS AWFUL. I mean... that's probably why it works so well but it IRRITATES ME. I'm trying to sleep and I'm like... god what is that god awful smell? Its especially irritating when i have a 'blemish' near my nose.

ANYWAY, lets talk about other things that smell bad and irritate me...

Cheap soap in a public bathroom...... IRRITATING.

My apartment... because my Nana's dog is POORLY TRAINED... IRRITATING.

Smelly people... because they make me think its me that I smell bad.... IRRITATING.

People who would come to class hungover and smelling like alcohol... IRRITATING.

When you throw up and the smell of vomit gets stuck in your nose... IRRITATING.

People who take off their shoes and have smelly feet... IRRITATING.

Seafood (i don't like it. and i don't like it when other people order it.)... IRRITATING.

Really good food that smells bad (Stouffers macaroni and beef- yeah, i know it smells... Kerry... but its soooo good)... IRRITATING.

People with smelly hair... especially curly smelly hair... IRRITATING.

Burnt popcorn. IRRITATING.

Comment other things that smell bad and IRRITATE you... Does it IRRITATE you that I'm shamelessly begging for comments? Deal wit it.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

People that spell their names in a complicated way

I'm going to continually update this one...

Just got an email from someone names 'CORTNEY'... its COURTNEY... IRRITATING.

Men named Lindsey... or Courtney for that matter... IRRITATING.


CRISTIAN.... its CHRISTIAN.... asshole.

people that 'don't watch tv'

Why not? What DO you do? Why do you think you're too good for TV? TV is my future... bitches... my business. I'm offended. That's like me telling my dad I don't buy gasoline. TV is amazing. Its an escape. Its interesting, entertaining, even educational sometimes. People who say they don't watch tv are lying, and people who don't own tvs are idiots. They IRRITATE ME.