Wednesday, March 31, 2010

live versions of songs

does anyone really enjoy live versions of songs? i mean... unless you are there?

i don't want to hear people screaming...

i especially don't want to hear them singing along...

and i don't want to hear you talking...

so dear pandora, how many times do i need to thumbs down live versions before you GET THE POINT??!?!?!??


people who update their statuses everyday about how much they love their boyfriend

we get it. you are in love. you are soooo happy. you can't stand being away from him. shut the hell up! no one cares! i'm thinking about unadding you its so IRRITATING.

Monday, March 22, 2010

forgetting to wear a belt

I am a compulsive belt wearer. Forgot one today... how many times am I going to have to pull up my pants. How many people are going to see my butt crack? IRRITATING.

Friday, March 12, 2010

being an adult

man. it really sucks. i'm so over it.

these are the things that irritate me about being an adult:

waking up every morning at 8 AM and going to work everyday...and if you bitches comment about how you wake up at 7, i don't care, and it will irritate me.

my 40 minute commute... and if you bitches comment about how yours is an hour, i don't care, and it will irritate me.

getting gas... i used to get gas like every two weeks... now its every 5 days. and i always put it off. and i never want to do it. and its irritating. and my gas light always goes on the day i'm late... and its just irritating.

showering everyday. ok... i've always showered everyday. but it was never a chore. now i get home at 8. eat my dinner in my bed. and i'm like ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have to showerrrrrrrrrrrrr i'm tooooo lazyyyyyyyy. but i have to shower at night bc there is NO WAY i would actually wake up early enough to shower and i don't want to SMELL. but seriously... some days i wish i was just magically clean.

how at the end of every weekend there's a new work week... and its never going to end! irritating.

going to work 5 days a week... what? i have friday classes this semester? irritating.

you can't skip work like you could skip class. remember when you could skip class and no one would notice? you could just decide not to go. now its like... oh i need to go to the dentist... WELL YOU BETTER GO AT 8 AfreakingM so you don't miss work! irritating.

you can't wear sweatpants to work and its generally frowned upon if you walk in with wet hair... irritating.

taxes... wtf. irritating.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010


They're animals.... whatever... lets eat them!

Vegans irritate me....

Today someone said they were excited about buying vegan cheese! CHEESE COMES FROM COWS. Does it even hurt the cow to make cheese? pretty sure it does-n't.

Also one time I had a vegan chocolate chip cookie and it was weird.


Monday, March 1, 2010

car alarms

especially when I am napping at work on the 'casting couch'.... IRRITATING.