Last night i went to Michael's... which is generally a sketchy experience. Usually a bunch of school teachers, moms, and I-don't-know-whats. The Michael's in Santa Monica is particularly sketchy with two floors, sub-par organization, and LOW ceilings. While perusing the 50% off bead section (which I found out about in the weekly ad....being an adult is awesome) there was this overweight WIERDO woman. It began with a hum.... then a full on karaoke version of Michael Jackson's Human nature....
Why, Why, Tell 'Em That Is Human Nature
Why, Why, Does He Do Me That Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Why, why don't you SHUT THE HELL UP???
I'll admit, I'm a grocery store head bobber... but singing? I don't think so. It especially irritates me when they try to sing well. And is especially embarrassing if they are by themselves.
Next time I'm going to send evil looks in her direction instead of moving to the other aisle and rolling my eyes.