so... I've been inspired by Jenny's brave facebook status about her ideal man and have decided to define mine. Boys in LA irritate me... They are very into themselves... or gay.
I thought I found my ideal man... an accountant from Virginia who likes to fish... but it turns out he was kind of an asshole, didn't own a TV (see previous blog), and might have a drinking problem... IRRITATING.
So... my list of demands has grown... here it goes.
1- Has a real job... aka something in business (no offense to... myself)
2- Ideally a redneck or east coast type... something about Virginia people, I like them.
3- 5'10 or taller, so my family will respect you.
4- A big teddy bear build... I thought I was into the skinny Asians, but I've reevaluated.
5- Loves to watch TV... its my future.
6- Likes to fish/swim/boat/etc.
7- Likes to go out and drink, but does not have a drinking problem.
8- Treats me like a princess and offers to pay for everything (so I can be like... nooooooo you don't have to!!! but really, you have to keep trying)
9- Nothing about me irritates them (ha.)
10- I think I need 10 things... likes to ski/snowboard.
Too much to ask?