today my boss told me she needed a cold diet coke immediately. there are none in the fridge, she says (note-later I found two in the fridge...irritating.)
So I walk over to production to get a diet coke. While there I decide to make myself a peanutbutter and jelly sammich. Being the amazing assistant I am, I decide to make one for my boss as well.
I get back to the office, and she informs me that she LOVES jelly and she LOVES peanutbuttter but she HATES peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches....um, ok.
So THEN she asks me to walk back over to production, and make her half a sanwich thats just jelly, and half a sandwich thats just peanutbutter.... I scoff.... seriously?? I say....
Then she proceeds to ask me why i'm in such a bad mood! She let me come to work (half an hour) late!!!
So I go make her the sandwich.
Here it is:
(p.s. dear 'boss' - if you ever see this you can't be mad, this is both a-ridiculous and b-funny.)